DIY · backyard chickens · practical homesteading

Useful little projects for people who want the simple life, but also have jobs.

FarmD² is about the 80/20 version of home projects: fixing what matters, learning as we go, feeding the chickens, stacking the wood, and laughing when the plan gets weird.

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Current vibe: wood stove cozy, chickens suspicious of weather, one more project than expected.

A creator home for the beautifully imperfect small homestead.

We are not building a picture-perfect farm. We are building a real-life home rhythm: raised beds, backyard chickens, firewood, basic repairs, better systems, and the occasional “why is this like this?” moment.

The goal is simple: show the useful version first, the polished version later, and make DIY feel less intimidating.

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80/20 over perfect

Do the work that gets the result, then improve the system when it earns the upgrade.

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Learn out loud

Real projects include wrong turns, missing tools, and oddly specific lessons.

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Warm, useful, funny

Practical enough to help, light enough to watch with coffee.

Short projects with a long-term payoff.

These are the recurring lanes for FarmD² content. Replace these cards with links to posts, guides, or embedded videos as the library grows.

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Practical fixes

Small home and vehicle repairs, tool lessons, and the satisfaction of solving a problem without making it a whole personality.

Suggest a fix
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Cozy systems

Firewood, winter prep, storm routines, storage, and the low-drama logistics that make a house feel ready.

See routines
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Garden experiments

Raised beds, compost, soil improvements, and humble attempts to make plants cooperate.

Share a tip
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Backyard chickens

Four Jersey Giant hens, daily antics, winter drama, coop projects, egg checks, and treat negotiations.

Meet the flock

Meet the management team.

Black Jersey Giants. Large. Opinionated. Deeply involved in all operational decisions.

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Butter

Pack leader, escape artist, golden-necked wildcard, and owner of the most intense chicken eye contact.

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Alfredo

Cuddly, conflict-avoidant, and probably the best emotional-support chicken of the bunch.

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Parmesan

Small, shy, sweet, and doing her best in a flock that has a lot of opinions.

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Tikka Masala

Judgy eyes, strong presence, and a face that says the project should have been completed yesterday.

Follow the projects in short-form chaos mode.

Use this section for your best-performing clips, newest posts, or a simple “follow us” gateway while the site grows.

Storm prep GRWM

Emergency lights, faucet drip, salt walkway, coop check, cozy ending.

Chickens vs snow

Scientific finding: the flock finds snow personally offensive.

The spark plug fix

A shudder, a socket, four plugs, and a very satisfying result.